$BERNIE
XSolana
Vol. I · No. 1 · Late city edition
THE DAILY YELL
All the weather that is fit to scold.
Burlington desk Wednesday, November 11, 2026 Street price: loud
$BERNIE
EXTRA
Front page · Color section
The living meme. The cloud is the internet, the cloud, and the rest of tech. It has been notified.
ISSUED
The Daily YellNov. 11, 2026The story
Chapter file
“Bernie is the meme.”
Elon Musk, November 11, 2026 · Read the post
On November 11, 2026, Elon Musk posted those four words with the classic Simpsons frame: a newspaper whose headline already reads OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD. The post picked up hundreds of thousands of views before the ink on this edition was dry. That post is the origin. We linked it. We did not improve it.
He was quoting a viral note. The note shrugged that you might not want to take Bernie too seriously on tech issues, and it carried a picture of a supposed 1990 newspaper. That paper was fake. A fake headline went viral. This one is not reprinting it, and it is not treating a single line of it as something a person actually said.
The joke that stuck did not need a forged masthead. Bernie Sanders had become the living old man yelling at a cloud. The cloud is not only weather. It is the internet. It is “the cloud,” the one everyone stores a life in. It is tech, overhead, shaped like a server rack that learned to rain.
So the night desk did what a night desk does. We put the fist on page one, named the coin $BERNIE, and filed a complaint against the sky. Chain: Solana. Launch: a fair one, on pump.fun. The contract is printed on this page. Copy that one. A second address, invented in a reply, is how you get a very stupid weather report.
The Daily YellNov. 11, 2026Why
Three reasons, none of them quiet
The meme arrived with its own headline. Elon said the quiet part in four words, the picture said the rest, and the night desk agreed to print a coin about it. $BERNIE is that coin: Old Man Yells At Cloud, on Solana, with the fist already in the air.
One cloud covers the bit. The actual sky. The internet. The place your files went when someone said they were “in the cloud.” Crypto, humming overhead and pretending it is weather. A single raised fist is the whole platform.
Fair launch on pump.fun. No invented tax. No secret stack printed in the margin. The supply, if you need a figure, is the usual pump.fun billion, and it is labeled as that. If a promise is not on this page, it is not a promise. The cloud can take it up with the editor.
The Daily YellNov. 11, 2026Figures
Sports desk, but for a coin
The box score is short on purpose. We printed the facts we actually have.
| Name | Old Man Yells At Cloud |
|---|---|
| Symbol | $BERNIE |
| Chain | Solana |
| Launch | Fair launch on pump.fun |
| Supply | 1,000,000,000 — typical pump.fun supply, not a special allocation |
| Contract | 31htpQjJJCNJtA1eYE25Si43Wy5HqF9BjihwREmvpump |
No tax, burn, or team slice is claimed here. Anything that is not in the box score is not a promise. The contract in that row is the one the copy button uses.
The Daily YellNov. 11, 2026How to buy
A recipe, not a hot tip
The buy button is awake. It opens PumpSwap with SOL in and this mint out.
Install the Phantom wallet and keep the recovery words somewhere that is not a cloud. A desk drawer is traditional.
Buy a little SOL in Phantom, or send SOL from an exchange you already use. Leave a bit extra for the network fee. The coin itself is not priced on this page. “Street price: loud” is a joke, not a quote.
The buy button opens PumpSwap with wrapped SOL as the input and the $BERNIE mint as the output. The route is fixed. You do not assemble it by hand.
If you are typing it yourself, paste only the address printed on this page. Ignore any mint that arrives in a reply, a quote-post, or a very confident stranger.
The Daily YellNov. 11, 2026The funnies
Interactive · Ask the fist
Clouds yelled at: 0
The funny pages are a weather desk. Tap a cloud, or hold YELL. The fist shakes, the cloud flees, and this browser remembers the tally.
YOUR MOVE, CUMULUS.
Tap a cloud or hold the button. Space or Enter works too, if the button has focus. The tally stays on this device.
The Daily YellNov. 11, 2026Letters
FAQ · Letters to the editor
A parody meme coin and a one-page newspaper. The name is Old Man Yells At Cloud. The symbol is $BERNIE. The chain is Solana. The joke is that the meme already had a headline.
No. This is not a campaign, a committee, or an endorsement. It is a joke about a meme. Bernie Sanders is not affiliated with this coin.
No. On November 11, 2026 he posted “Bernie is the meme,” with the old cloud cartoon. That post is the origin of the joke. He is not affiliated with this page or this coin. The post is here.
No. A fake headline went around beside the joke. We do not display it, and we do not quote it as fact. The correction is printed up in the story. The cloud remains the cloud.
It is printed in the CA line on this page, and the copy button puts it on your clipboard. Do not send funds to a different address someone messages you.
It opens PumpSwap with SOL as the input and the mint printed on this page as the output. Phantom, then SOL, then that button, then a careful look at the address.
1,000,000,000, which is the typical pump.fun supply. That is a label, not a promise of a special allocation. We are not printing a tax or a team slice.
No. It is a newspaper about a man yelling at weather. Meme coins can go to zero. Read the address on this page, not in a reply.
The Daily YellNov. 11, 2026Final
Final edition · Hold the front page
The presses are warm. The fist is up. The cloud has been warned. The buy button opens PumpSwap with the mint already filled in.